MARK ZUCCHINI
Zuckerberg became a zucchini. He was always a vegetable.
A parody memecoin on Solana. A plain SOL pair, no presale, no team allocation, and 100% of creator rewards routed to holders. The developer earns nothing from your trades.
published at launch
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000fixed, no mint authority
- Liquidity pair
- SOLstandard, no custom pair
- Creator rewards
- 100% → holderspaid in SOL, dev gets none
- Presale
- Noneno private round
- Team allocation
- Noneno vesting to unlock
Item 1
Launch configuration, and the options deliberately left switched off.
Nothing about this launch is clever
pump.fun hands you a row of switches at creation: custom pairs quoted in tokenized stocks, Mayhem mode, fee routing. We used none of them. This is the plainest configuration the platform allows, and that was a decision rather than a default.
Anything unusual is a question, and questions cost you the buy
A plain SOL pair needs no explanation: open a wallet, buy, done. Every aggregator, screener and trading bot handles it natively. We seriously considered quoting the pool in tokenized META stock — his own company, which would have been the better joke. We dropped it because it needed a paragraph to explain, and nobody reads a paragraph before buying.
Holder rewards arrive in SOL
Rewards pay out in whatever the pool is quoted in. On a stock-quoted pair, holders would collect tokenized equity dust and have to go swap it themselves. On a SOL pair they collect SOL. A reward only works if what lands in the wallet is the thing the holder actually wanted.
No engineered volatility
Mayhem mode is available on SOL pairs and we left it off. It manufactures price swings so a chart looks alive. Ours moves as much as people actually trade it, which is less exciting and considerably more honest.
Item 2
Fee policy and the incentives it removes.
The developer earns nothing from your trades
pump.fun lets a coin's creator send creator rewards to their own wallet or to the people holding the coin. We chose holders, permanently, at creation.
100% of creator rewards are distributed to holders. Anyone holding more than $20 of the coin qualifies, payouts land in SOL several times an hour, and distribution runs automatically from the protocol — not from us pressing a button, and not from a promise on a website.
The usual way these projects end is simple: the creator farms trading fees, needs volume to keep farming, and eventually sells the supply that produces it. We removed our side of that loop before launch. If this works, it works because people like the joke enough to keep trading it. There is no second revenue stream for us if they don't.
We cannot prove good intentions. We can only hand away the tools.
Item 3
What was not done, and how to verify each claim yourself.
Everything on this page is checkable on-chain
Do not take any of it on trust. Each line below is visible in the coin's transaction history and in the pool itself.
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No presale, no private round, no allocation to a team The entire supply entered circulation through the bonding curve, at the same price everyone else paid.
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Liquidity is held by pump.fun's contract, not by us We cannot withdraw it. That is a property of the launchpad, which is exactly why we used it instead of deploying our own pool.
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Mint authority revoked, supply fixed at 1,000,000,000 No new tokens can be created later.
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Creator rewards routed to holders at creation Set when the coin was created and visible on the coin page.
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The developer wallet is public Every move we make is visible on it, in real time, to anyone who looks:
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No paid callers, no bundled wallets, no volume bots The account posts jokes. That is the entire marketing plan, and it is visible in public.
Item 4
The character, the field, and what the account actually does.
Silicon Valley is becoming a garden. Mark went first.
One morning Mark Zuckerberg woke up as a zucchini. Nobody at Meta noticed for three weeks. By then the field behind the campus had been planted, and every row in it looked exactly like him.
Sunrise over the garden. He is in the third row. So is everyone else.
That is the character, and it is the whole project. The account posts him several times a day in situations he has no business being in — a hearing, a burning greenhouse, a field of leeks — in English and in Chinese. Nothing is being built behind it and no utility is arriving later. A memecoin that publishes a twelve-month technical roadmap is lying about which of the two it is.
Item 5
Risk factors. Read this part twice.
This is a memecoin. It can go to zero.
Everything above describes how the coin was built, not how it will perform. Those are different things, and the second one nobody can tell you.
No utility, no revenue, no product
There is no business behind this token, no cash flow, and nothing it entitles you to. It is a joke with a market attached. Its price depends entirely on whether other people find it funny tomorrow.
You can lose the entire amount
Most memecoins go to zero, including ones with better launches than this one. Do not spend money here that you need for anything else.
Parody, and nothing more than parody
Mark Zucchini is a fictional vegetable. This project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by or connected to Meta Platforms, Inc. or Mark Zuckerberg. No Meta trademarks or logos are used here, and nothing about this coin creates any relationship with that company.
Not financial advice
Nothing on this page is an offer, a solicitation, or investment advice. We are not licensed to give any, and we are not giving any. Check your own jurisdiction's rules before buying anything.
The honest version
We removed the mechanisms that let a developer extract from holders. We did not remove the risk, because that is not something a launch configuration can do.
Questions
Asked often enough to answer in writing.
How do I buy it?
Any Solana wallet with SOL in it. This is a standard SOL pair on pump.fun, so every wallet, aggregator and trading bot handles it with no extra steps and nothing to bridge or convert first.
How do holder rewards reach me?
Automatically, in SOL, from the protocol, to any wallet holding more than $20 of the coin. Nothing to claim, no site to connect to, no signature to give anyone. If a page ever asks you to connect a wallet to claim rewards, it is not us.
Does the developer hold any supply?
Any developer buy is made on the open market, from the wallet published above, at the same price as everyone else. You do not have to take our word for any of it — the wallet is listed, and every transaction on it is public the moment it happens.
What is the roadmap?
A new vegetable gets planted in the garden each week, chosen by a vote on the account. That is genuinely it. A memecoin with a twelve-month technical roadmap is lying about one of the two.
Why should I trust any of this?
You shouldn't, on our word. Open the contract, read the pool configuration, look at the holder distribution, and watch the developer wallet. Every claim on this page was chosen because it can be checked without asking us.
$ZUCCHINI · Solana
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